Don’t Worry, You’re Fifty! (my birthday song ;-)

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Don’t Worry, You’re Fifty!

A parody song by Joe J Thomas

      DontWorryUr50_JoeActor

(… lyrics …)

Here’s a little song for free
When you reach a half century
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
You want your life be gettin’ bolder
But instead you’re growin’ older
Don’t worry, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

At night you used to go and play
Now you fund your 401k
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
Stylist say you’re losing hair
But your back, it look like a bear
Don’t worry, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

On your face you see those wrinkles
You wear Depends to catch those tinkles
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
Doctor say you should lose weight
He gonna check out your prostate
Bend over, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

That’s a little song I sing
If you don’t remember a thing
Don’t worry, you’re fifty
Memory it starts to go
And some parts be hangin’ low
Don’t worry, you’re fifty

(+++ chorus +++)

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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3 thoughts on “Don’t Worry, You’re Fifty! (my birthday song ;-)

  1. Nice! I am in awe at your ability to laugh in the face of the big 5-0 🙂 I saw a t-shirt on a middle-aged cartoon character today that I heartily agree with :” Don’t trust anyone over 80!” Hope your birthday song becomes wildly popular and Disney/Pixar pays you big bucks to use it in a new movie….

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