You Don’t Mess with Donald’s Hair!

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You Don’t Mess with Donald’s Hair


(a parody tribute for Donald Trump)

Written and performed by Joe J Thomas

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~~~ Lyrics ~~~
“You Don’t Mess with Donald’s Hair”
(a parody tribute for Donald Trump)

Written and performed by Joe J Thomas

Clintons got their Hillary
Bushes got their Jeb
New York City’s got rich Donald Trump
And he crazy in the head
Yeah he’s rich and dumb as a man can come
And he’s racist as the Ku Klux Klan
But when the Tea Party all get together to vote
You know they all call Trump the man

Just because…

And they say you don’t buy those subprime loans
You don’t sell when the market’s a bear
You don’t believe in science or global warming
And you don’t mess with Donald’s hair

(ba doot-n-doo-da-da-deet-deet-n-dee-dee-dee)

Well out of Mexico City come a stylist
He say I’m lookin’ for a billionaire
I am a hair cuttin’ man
My name is Guadalupe Sam
But down home they call me “Flair”
Hey I’m lookin’ for the guy who’s anti-Mexican
He ain’t he first one to offend
Last week he dissed all my people
And it may sound evil
But I come to take my revenge

And everybody say “Sam, don’t you know”

That you don’t buy those subprime loans
You don’t sell when the market’s a bear
You don’t believe in science or global warming
And you don’t mess with Donald’s hair.

(ba doot-n-doo-da-da-deet-deet-n-dee-dee-dee)

Well a hush fell over the conference
Through the door came Donald Trump
And when the cuttin’ was done
The only part that wasn’t bald
Was the backside of Donald’s rump (woo!)
Yeah he was trimmed in ‘bout a hundred places
And he was shaved in a couple more
And you better believe I sung a different kind a story
When Trump’s hair hit the floor (uh-uh-huh-huh)

And I sang you don’t buy those subprime loans
You don’t sell when the market’s a bear
You don’t believe in science or global warming
And you don’t mess with Mexican Flair

(mmmmmm….)

Yeah, Donald Trump bought a hat
Found out where it’s at
Not insultin’ people strange to you
Even if you do got a two-piece custom made hair piece (huh-huh-huh)

Yeah you don’t buy those subprime loans
You don’t sell when the market’s a bear
You don’t believe in science or global warming
And you don’t mess with Mexican Flair
(mmmm..mmmm..mmm…)

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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