Livin’ with Fast Food!

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“Livin’ With Fast Food”


(parody song of “Life in the Fast Lane” by The Eagles)

Concept and Lyrics by: Joe J Thomas
Voice, Guitar, and Mix by: Power Salad

Copyright: Joe J Thomas and JoesDump.com 2015
All Rights Reserved
Not A Quinn-Martin Production

—— Lyrics ——
“Livin’ With Fast Food”

Concept and Lyrics by: Joe J Thomas
Voice, Guitar, and Mix by: Power Salad

He was a big-headed King
He was molded from plastic.
And she sold Frosty’s and some chilli
Her fries were hot and his restaurant’s fantastic all the way from Fresno to Philly
He had a regal reputation as a creepy dude
They said they don’t know what he puts in his food
They had one thing in common
They stuff food in your head
She’d say “drive up, drive up, my hair is colored red”
Livin’ with fast food
Surely make you lose your lunch
Livin’ with fast food
Yeah

How’s everything tasting so far?

Sellin’ to children and sellin’ to teens
They got movie tie-ins, whatever that means
The toys come from China, and so does the meat
But they’ll tell you it’s safe, so go ahead and eat
There was ketchup on her apron, mustard on her face
And heaping gobs of mayo spread all over the place
Open every evenin’ until it gets light
He had grills fired to make it, She had griddles to fry about it
Livin’ with Fast Food
Surely make you lose your lunch
Livin’ with Fast Food
Livin’ with Fast Food
(everywhere… eat a bunch)
Livin’ with Fast Food

Burgers are burnin’, a Coke for your thirst
The fries are amazing, but the salad’s the worst.
She said “Look here baby, you can eat some onion rings; there’s cars all down the driveway and they’re buying everything”
He said “Call the doctor! My ass is kinda fat!”
“The doctor say he’s busy with the patients eating crap!”
Easy access off the freeway, next to the donut shop
You know you get diabetes from this slop
But it was
Livin’ with Fast Food
Surely make you lose your lunch
Livin’ with Fast Food
Yeah
Livin’ with Fast Food
(everybody barf a bunch)
Livin’ with Fast Food
Uh-huh
Livin’ with Fast Food
Livin’ with Fast Food

 

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