Sillyam Fakespeare

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Sillyam Fakespeare

Yea, verily! Tis time for some newly minted sayings by the immortal bard’s third cousin, thrice removed…

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
Odds bodkins! Milady most assuredly has a plethora of junk in thine trunk!

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
Seldom is a man so forlorn than when he seest the folly of battling with a woman.

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
Twas ever thus: a stream of binging watched doth ensure the loss of time and the gain of weight.

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
Gaze upon mine countenance! Speak to me of thy double-decaf half-caf latte mochachino and allow me to imbibe!

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
Seek not those with less than thyself, for they have not the funds to lend you monies for cigs and rum.

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
When once you run, but know not from what, then soon shalt thou know the madness of marathon.

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
Zip! Zam! Zowie! Kazam! Mine funds give way to slick men of sales with products of Zee.

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
For what is identity but a collection of cards and numbers? So easily thieved by plunderers on the line.

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
What good can come of this important missive from a Prince of far Nigeria? What promise the future holds for me!

Sillyam Fakespeare quote
Soon, this dark app shall summon a carriage of Uber-borne, and thence wilt thee and me be carried asunder for a paultry fee.

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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