If your daily routine has you feeling all too normal, perhaps it’s time.
Time for Adramelech.
Adramelech has been proven to reduce or increase a wide variety of unspecified conditions in individuals reporting such issues.
Don’t drink holy water or enter churches while using Adramelech.
Avoid contact with people who may have an opinion.
Seek immediate media attention if you experience a demonic possession lasting more than four hours.
Side effects of Adramelech may include:
- Bleeding Walls
- Aphasic Kinesthesia
- The Smell of Burnt Almonds
- Cognitive Impairment
- Flaming Hell-Hole
- Myasthenia Gravis
- Abnormal Hair Growth
- A Metallic Taste
- Involuntary Levitation
- Dirt, Blood, or Cheese Under One Fingernail
- Loss of Limbs
- Blurred Mouth
- and Thoughts of Antelopes
Be sure to ask your witch doctor if Adramelech is right for you.
Feel Different… With Adramelech!
All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com
“Adramelech” word and photo credit: Habit Forming Films, LLC at: HabitFormingFilms.com. (from the audio drama Wormwood)