The Henderson Moment
Episode 1 – Personal Hygiene
Hello folks. My name’s Henderson. And this is my moment.
Episode 1: Personal Hygiene.
Didja ever notice that people say “See you later!”, but they never say “Smell you later!”?
That’s because nobody, not even you wants to smell you. So here’s a handy tip from the ole’ Hender-man:
Be sure your equipment is in tip-top shape before heading out on your evening hunt.
I always make sure to give “Sir Squirts-a-lot and the Doughboys” a good lathering in the shower. Heck, if there’s time, I’ll even give ‘em a second lathering, if you know what I mean.
No time? No problem! Splash on a generous quantity of Hai-Karate or Brute for an alluring alternate aroma.
It’s attention to small details, like personal hygiene, that give the ole’ Hender-man the advantage when it comes to the ladies.
Guys, you can thank me with a beer.
And ladies, you can thank me in the morning…
This has been “The Henderson Moment”… yeah!
All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com
Henderson character origin and idea by Jeffrey Bridges and Susan Bridges of Pendant Audio: PendantAudio.com
Nice job, Joe! He sounds like …what’s the old term I love… a lounge lizard! (Not sure if there is a (decent) new term..
Yeppers, he’s a slimy guy…
Pendant Audio is working on an audio series featuring him called “Henderson and Havener”.
He’s a police detective, and she’s a reporter!
Fun for the whole dysfunctional family 😉
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