Wakey, Wakey! Dump On Breaky! Two!
After eleventy quadmillion weekly posts, I’m gonna take a vacation!
You can also search our archives to find rubber chickens, future tales, and tons of other nonsense!
So, behave yourselves while I’m away…
And I hope everyone has a Happy Holiday Season!
P.S. Don’t start with me… You know how I get.
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