The Super Foods!

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The Super Foods!

… the following audio is dedicated to my lovely wife:

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The Super Foods!

The Super Foods!

((( Transcript of “The Super Foods” Intro )))
Banded together from remote factories
Are thirteen of the most sinister snacks of all time
The Legion of Boom
Dedicated to a single objective
The expansion of your waistline
Only one group dares to challenge this intergalactic threat
The Super Foods!
Gathered from the cosmic farmland of the universe
Here in this great Hall of Produce
Are the most powerful foods of good ever assembled
Broccoli
Almonds
Lentils and Quinoa
Blueberry
Salmon
And the wonder twins Flax and Kale
With their special yogurt Greek
To fight for nutrition
To feed those who are hungry
With 10 essential vitamins and minerals
To serve all mankind
These are the Super Foods!

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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5 thoughts on “The Super Foods!

  1. Joe, this is hilarious – especially as I started a gluten free diet 3 weeks ago. Only problem you are pronouncing quinoa incorrectly. Phonetically it’s pronounced keen wah – feel free to give me a call if you want to hear the word from my lips. Hope to see you soon. Best, Juliette

    • ..actually it can be pronounced either way (one is just more in fashion) good luck with the new gluten free!

  2. Broccoli and Almonds rock!! But Quinoa, really? He only got on that list ’cause his dad is Flax’ accountant. How pathetic.

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