Prez Like Me
(parody of “Friend Like Me” from Aladdin)
On one thing we can all agree…
You Ain’t Never Had A Prez Like Me!
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Lyrics and Singing: Joe J Thomas
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~~~ Lyrics ~~~
Prez Like Me
(parody of “Friend Like Me” from Aladdin)
Lyrics and Singing: Joe J Thomas
… *** V1 ***
I been convicted of 34 felonies
With a thousand more on my tail
I never pay any of my attorney fees
And half my lawyers have been sent to jail
With crazy billionaires in my pocket now
Poorly educated voters in my camp
We’ll own those snowflake woke up libs, k-pow!
You picked an idiot for your champ!
And I say, hey angry racist rubes, I’ll make you rich you’ll see
Let me promise you some crazy shit
You ain’t never had a Prez like me!
This is your country now, a Dictatory regime
Cuz I’ll never give you what you want
You ain’t never had a Prez like me!
… *** V2 ***
Yes sir, I got some secret service. I’m the Boss, The King, you slobs!
It’s what I wish, go take a piss; Gonna fire you from your jobs!
I’ll sink the stock market, and crash the economy
Raise the gas and food, screw all you dudes
You ain’t never had a Prez like me!
… (scat interlude) Hamberders! Duh Duh! Drinkin’ Bleach! Duh Duh! Covfefe! Duh Duh! Duuuueeee!
… *** Bridge ***
Is your Prez a jerk? Is your Prez real crass?
Does your Prez have his head, up his big fat ass!
Can your Prez fool you? Well, looky here!
Gonna take your benefits, rights, your future and freedoms and make ‘em all disappear!
… *** V3 ***
So dontcha moan and groan about this shit, you morons only got yourselves to blame
Despite the lies, the vote is certified; The country’s never gonna be the same
Things are great for me, not so much for you. I thrive on pain and woe.
The nasty evil things I’ll do, Deport your uncle to Guantanamo.
From the Gulf of America and sea to stinkin’ sea
My Maga mob are here to rob
… *** CLOSE ***
You ain’t never had a Prez, things have gone amiss
You ain’t never had a Prez, straight from the abyss
You ain’t never. Had a. Prez. Like. Me!
(scatting…) Putin’s Pal, Brain Worm Guy. Nazi Nerds, Paedophiles. Musky Boy.
Now get ready for my Term Three! Ha!
– (fin)
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