Old Man Joe Is Learning French (AIENT)
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Parody of “Old MacDonald”
Keyboard, Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
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Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
Imperfect tense has verbs that end in AIENT
But you don’t say “E” and you don’t say “N”. You don’t say “T”. You just say “AI”.
Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
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Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
Sometimes there’s words that sound the same. AIENT
Verre means glass, vert means green, vers means towards, and ver means worm
And you don’t say “E” and you don’t say “N”.You don’t say “T”. You just say “AI”.
Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
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Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
Liason means you say the ends. AIENT
Say the “S”, and say the “Z”. Say the “TDFNX”
Verre means glass, vert means green, vers means towards, and ver means worm
And you don’t say “E” and you don’t say “N”. You don’t say “T”. You just say “AI”.
Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
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Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
Lots of words mean lots of things AIENT
This peach is a fish, His flight got stolen, My lawyer is an avocado.
Say the “S”, and say the “Z”. Say the “TDFNX”
Verre means glass, vert means green, vers means towards, and ver means worm
And you don’t say “E” and you don’t say “N”. You don’t say “T”. You just say “AI”.
Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
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Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
They sure do like some fatty foods AIENT
Some fois gras here, duck fat there, crème fraîche, sauces, lots of butter
This peach is a fish, His flight got stolen, My lawyer is an avocado.
Say the “S”, and say the “Z”. Say the “TDFNX”
Verre means glass, vert means green, vers means towards, and ver means worm
And you don’t say “E” and you don’t say “N”. You don’t say “T”. You just say “AI”.
Old man Joe is learning French. AIENT
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