Alliteration!
(parody of “Infatuation” by Rod Stewart)
What if Rod Stewart wrote a Sesame Street song, you may be pondering?
Well! Wonder no more!
This song was 4 years in the making… mostly because it took me that long to be able to say all the tongue twisters in it.
I certainly did learn, uh, something from it… I guess.
Buy it on The FuMP! (clicky-clicky!)
Parody Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
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~~~ Lyrics ~~~
Alliteration!
(parody of “Infatuation” by Rod Stewart)
Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas of Joe’s Dump
~~~ Lyrics ~~~
Peter Piper Picked A Peck of Pickled Peppers
Betty Botter Butter Bakes Bread Better
Wonder which wacky words will win
Tongue twists tie through thick and thin
[music sting]
Mama made me marry Manny Mac.
Bobby Bippy brought a big ball back.
Maybe My Mouth Might Make Me Mumble
Say Such Stuff So She Should Stumble
— chorus:
Who? What? Where? And When?
Them, That, There and Then!
Alliteration… Alliteration! Alliteration… Alliteration!
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She Sells Seashells By The Sea Shore
Mister Moose Makes My Mink Mew More
Tricky Top Tropes Trip Tracy’s Tongue
Yappy Youths Yearn Yet You’re Young
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Who? What? Where? And When?
Them, That, There and Then!
Alliteration… Alliteration! Alliteration… Alliteration!
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Sixth sick sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick
Flighty flies flutter flee from flick
Weird Wicked Willie Writes Words Wrong
Seems So Silly Sing Some Song
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Who? What? Where? And When?
Them, That, There and Then!
Alliteration… Alliteration! Alliteration… Alliteration!
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Literate me, baby!
– (fin)
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