Buzzketing (Buzzword Marketing)

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Buzzketing (Buzzword Marketing)

Hi gang,

It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of marketing and buzzwords (*wink!*).

So, I’ve combined the two into a new word: Buzzketing!

Buzzketing (noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc.)
\ˈbəz-kə-tiŋ\

Definition:
Excessive use of buzzwords in marketing media and presentations.
May be accompanied by a glazed look, rapid speech, 
and a desperate need for validation.

“But wait, Joe”, you may be saying, “How can I use Buzzketing to talketize my objectivization potentiameter kill-zone, whilst still conveying a negative info-quotient contentualized drop-package?”

(translation: you’d like to talk a lot while saying absolutely nothing)

Here’s how it’s done – give a listen!

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Joe Backbehinder - Buzzketing Expert

Joe Backbehinder       Buzzketing Expert

(Or Watch on YouTube!)

Buzzketing – the Joe Backbehinder Way!


(full transcript)

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All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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