Christopher Walken Sings “Happy Birthday” to YOU!

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Christopher Walken Sings “Happy Birthday” to YOU!

Ever wonder what it’d be like for Christopher Walken to sing “Happy Birthday” TO YOU!?!?!

Well, wonder no more… Hear it for yourself at Joe’s Dump!

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      Christopher Walking Sings Happy Birthday (Joe J Thomas)

Voice and Vocals: Joe J Thomas of Joe’s Dump

Piano provided by: Jonny May of PianoWithJonny.com

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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No More Birthdays ;-)

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No More Birthdays on Facebook

For several years, I’ve been wishing all my friends on Facebook “Happy Birthday!

It’s time for a change.

From now on, I’m going to just enjoy my friends, their stories, triumphs and troubles as they happen. And be there for them. Or just be more “present” every day.

I hope that’s a better gift than just a once-a-year wish.

So, “Happy Day”, my friends.

It sure is great to have you all in my life.

See you around…
🎂🎈🎁

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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Sixty Candles! (another Birthday Song)

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Sixty Candles

by: Joe J Thomas

(parody of Sixteen Candles by The Crests)

Birthday Cake Fire - Joe's Dump

      SixtyCandles_JoesDump

I’m writing a birthday song for every decade.
My last one was “Don’t Worry, You’re Fifty”.

Copyright 2019, Joe J Thomas, Joe’s Dump, JoesDump.com
All Rights Reserved.
Not a Quinn-Martin Production.

~~~ Lyrics ~~~
Sixty Candles
by: Joe J Thomas
(parody of Sixteen Candles by The Crests)
Happy birthday. You look kind of shaky.
Oh, you are so old.
Sixty candles. What a frightening sight.
Because they’re setting your house alight (set your house alight)
Blow out the candles. Dial nine one one.
This birthday party is no longer fun. (it’s no longer fun)
You’re over sixty. (sixty)
And on the senior scene. (senior scene)
You’ve got pension. And dentures.
And membership in AARP.
(AARP, yeah)
Sixty candles set your house aglow.
Now ash is falling from the sky like snow. (from the sky like snow)

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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Double-Nickle Birthday!

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Double Nickle Stacked 1963

Today I’m 55.

This year on my birthday, I’d like to wish “Happy Birthday!” to anyone whose birthday I missed last year… or anyone whose birthday I’ll miss next year. That should about cover it.

I do try to wish all my online friends a happy birthday on their actual birthday. Sometimes I also have time to catch up on their lives.

Admittedly, there are a lot of acquaintances. But there are quite a few who I’ve never met in person that I can truly call friends. Pretty cool for a guy who grew up without the interwebs 😉

So, Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to you! And Happy Birthday to Everyone who’s not reading this (you know who you aren’t)

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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Don’t Worry, You’re Fifty! (my birthday song ;-)

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Don’t Worry, You’re Fifty!

A parody song by Joe J Thomas

      DontWorryUr50_JoeActor

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