What’s Your Spanish Star Wars Name?

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What’s Your Spanish Star Wars Name?

I am… Vendo Madera! (that’s “I Sell Wood” in Spanish)

While learning Spanish I discovered that many of the words sound like names from Star Wars. Use the below to find your “Spanish Star Wars Name!”

… and don’t forget to translate it 馃槈

Enjoy,
Vendo Madera

What's Your Spanish Star Wars Name? (Joe's Dump)

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All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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Virus Newspaper

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Virus Newspaper

What if the virus had a newspaper?

Here’s the latest edition… in Spanish and English:

(click here for the English Edition)

El Peri贸dico del Virus: Edici贸n Pand茅mica
El Peri贸dico del Virus -Edici贸n Pand茅mica
Autor: C. 19

隆Buenos d铆as, mis amigos pat贸genos! Gracias por leer mi continua cobertura de nuestra guerra con la especie humana.

Para esta edici贸n, quiero decir que, aunque las cosas parecen buenas, todav铆a queda mucho trabajo por hacer.

Primero, debemos continuar atacando a las personas cuando menos lo esperan. Cuando se tocan la cara, tosen o estornudan, o incluso cuando est谩n demasiado cerca el uno del otro. 隆Este es el momento de atacar! Est茅 atento a las personas que no usan m谩scaras. Son los objetivos m谩s f谩ciles.

Recuerda que la mayor铆a de las personas son muy est煤pidas. Casi el cuarenta por ciento ni siquiera cree en nuestra existencia. Su estupidez es nuestra mejor arma.
Los mejores lugares para ir son la playa, barras, oficinas, y cada 谩rea que la gente re煤ne. Busca para grandes grupos en habitaciones peque帽as. Cuando estas all铆, mira para personas que hablar o escupir mucho. Ellos son tu veh铆culo para extenderse m谩s r谩pidamente.

“Pero C.”, se podr铆a decir, “Yo solo soy un peque帽o virus. 驴Qu茅 puedo hacer para ayudar?

隆Son muchas cosas! Usa 鈥淔aceTime鈥 – Ponerse en la cara de alguien. De all铆, entra de los ojos, las fosas nasales, o dentro de la boca. Aqu铆 tu viaje comienza… 隆Ahora, infectas! 隆Infectas! 隆Infectas!

Si t煤 te sientes solo, no te preocupes. Recuerda siempre tener tus hermanos y hermanas. Nosotros estamos all铆 para te ayudamos.

Para ayudarnos a todos a mantenernos enfocados en nuestra causa, se me ocurri贸 un lema que todos podemos usar:

“隆Estamos todos juntos en esto!鈥

English version:

The Virus Newspaper: Pandemic Edition
Author: C. 19

Good morning, my pathogenic friends! Thank you for reading my continued coverage of our war with the human species.

For this edition, I want to say that although things look good, there is still a lot of work to do.

First, we must continue to attack people when they least expect it. When they touch their faces, they cough or sneeze, or even when they are too close to each other. This is the time to attack! Watch out for people who do not wear masks. They are the easiest targets.

Remember that most people are very stupid. Almost forty percent do not even believe in our existence. Their stupidity is our best weapon.

The best places to go are the beach, bars, offices, and every area that people gather. Search for large groups in small rooms. When you are there, watch for people who talk or spit a lot. They are your vehicle to spread more quickly.

“But C.”, you might say, “I’m just a little virus. What can I do to help?

Are a lot of things! Use “FaceTime” – Put yourself on someone’s face. From there, enter the eyes, the nostrils, or into the mouth. Here your journey begins … Now, infect! Infect! Infect!

If you feel lonely, do not worry. Always remember to have your brothers and sisters. We are there to help you.

To help us all stay focused on our cause, I came up with a motto that we can all use:

“We are all in this together!”

 

All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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