We’re bombarded by them every day. Some of us even get paid to speak them.
But what if the words were changed?
What if they only made sense when you read them out loud?
Here’s a classic fairy tale rewritten using totally different words, yet understandable when spoken.
Listen to “
” Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers
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Alit Dulls Dory: Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers
Won sap pun a tine dare washer ladle gull culled Goal Deluxe
zoo leave din dissenter offer lodge forced widow mutter hander
Un Film Du Arte
by Aruba Borealis
“Un Film Du Arte” is the first of a series of 273 films by soon to be acclaimed director Aruba Borealis.
Known for his work on knowing art, Aruba Borealis brings a fresh perspective to the Art Film genre.
“I wanted to make something that means something to someone… but I came up with this. Maybe I can sell it.”
— Aruba Borealis
Critical Praise for “Un Film Du Arte”:
“For a first film, this was really bad.”
— Fred Garvey, Mulligatawny Post Dispatch
Live! from E.V.I.L. is holding open auditions for the upcoming episode titled “Gathering On EVIL”, slated for release in early 2015, and possibly used to pitch the series to major cartoon studios.
Virgil Villain and his henchman Weevil are throwing a Lair Warming Party in order to meet the other inhabitants on Evil Island. This is where you come in!
Now’s your chance…
Click HERE for full Audition Instructions and Rules!!!
a poem by Joe J Thomas
cat and humidifier
get up to pee at 1:17
sparks in my brain at 3:17
rising from the deep
respond to the world
stretching at 4:17
All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at:
Henderson’s Culinary Quickies!
Henderson Moment Episode 3:
Click HERE! for more “Henderson Moments” and “Henderson & Havner”
… and be sure to keep an eye out for Season 2 of “Henderson & Havner” – Coming Soon!
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Hello folks! My name’s Henderson, and this is my moment.
The Myth of Conversational VO
“Nobody Talks Like That”)
A big part of the job of voice acting is auditioning. And a current trend seen in many auditions is the “ Conversational” or “ Non-Announcer” style. Rarely a day goes by that I don’t see at least one audition request asking for that guy-next-door sound. A friend. A neighbor. BUT NO ANNOUNCERS!
Well, I’m here to tell you, friends and neighbors… there’s very little VO out there in the real world that would be mistaken for
an actual conversation. Here are just a few examples:
Yard Be Gone!
Our Journey To Use Less Water
We live in California, and if you haven’t heard, there’s a drought here.
Heck, even in good years it doesn’t rain very much.
So what’s with all the lawns?
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Solarix: Video Game in Development Genetic experiments. Infected crew mates. Trapped in deep space, you are the sole survivor. Just a “loose end” for the corporation to tie up. Hiding… running… searching for a way out. I am watching you. …
“Pick a Type …”
“Discover your Brand …”
“Find your USP (unique selling proposition)…”
“… Then, market the hell out of it!”
Whatever you call it, this is the marketing advice most experts give to actors.
And there’s a good reason for it: It Works.
Except when it doesn’t.
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Tagged Acting, Actors, Actresses, Branding, Business, Joe J Thomas, JoeActor.com, Marketing, Versatility |
Rainbow Chicken Curtain!
So, what do you do with a bunch of tiny rubber chickens and way too much spare time?
Make a Rainbow Rubber Chicken Curtain of Awesomeness!!!