Voice Mime

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Voice Mime

Voice Mime

“If I’m paid to voice a job and it’s never used, does it make a sound?”

Well I’m here to answer “YES!”, and show you some Voice Mime gigs from my own personal forest.

The following are all jobs that I auditioned for, got cast, recorded, and got paid for – that have never been heard until now!

Celebrity Voices
These projects involve celebrity voice matching. Sometimes it is to replace a celebrity voice in a movie or trailer, other times they’re used as scratch tracks until the celebrity has time to record the final version.
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Live! from E.V.I.L. – Noir!

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Live! from E.V.I.L.

(Evil Villain Island Lair)

Episode 5: “EVIL Noir!”
(The Maltese Cheese)

EVIL goes back in time to do an entire Noir episode!

Watch for dozens of famous quotes from the Film Noir genre.

Filmed in:
Noir View logo
(showing you the movie sources during playback!)

EVIL Noir! (teaser)

Featuring quotes from the following Film Noir movies:

Beat The Devil (1953)
The Black Dahlia (2006)
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Good, Fast, Cheap: A New Take

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Good, Fast, Cheap: A New Take

by Joe J Thomas

Good, Fast, Cheap - Pick 2
There’s an old project management saying that states: “Good, Fast, Cheap – Pick Two”.
The implication is that it is impossible to have a project that embodies all three qualities (good, fast and cheap).

Using this saying, we are faced with the following possibilities: Continue reading

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Julius Sumner Miller

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Julius Sumner Miller

An inspiration in science, learning, and character

Julius Sumner Miller

Julius Sumner Miller, American Physicist, 1909-1987

I first saw Julius Sumner Miller (pictured above) on reruns of his science show “Why is it so?” As a youngster still in grade school, his teachings and his personality both had a profound effect on me. He truly had a passion for physics and for teaching. His look and mannerisms practically scream “SCIENCE!”. If his goal was to get kids interested in science, math and physics, then it was a rousing success.
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Legal Disclaimer Song

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Legal Disclaimer

a song parody by Joe J Thomas

(with apologies to Brad Paisley)

Legal Disclaimer Song
Audio:

Video:

~~~~~~ Lyrics ~~~~~~
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How I Became a Hip-Hop Manager

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How I Became a Hip-Hop Manager

(a mostly true story by Joe J Thomas)

Hip-Hop JoeActor

I’m the manager of the biggest star in hip-hop. It’s not like I planned it. It just sort of happened. Let me start at the beginning…

I was on my way to Hollywood to see some friends perform Improv and standup comedy. I knew the name of the place, and that it was at Hollywood and Vine, but I’d never been there in person.
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Dump Art Gallery

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Joe’s Dump: Art Gallery!

While writing posts for Joe’s Dump, I was surprised to find out how many graphics I had created.

A few of my favorites are listed below for your viewing pleasure.

Please click on each for a link to a larger version, or to view the original post.

Hope you enjoy the “Joe’s Dump Art Gallery“!

Sincerely,
Aruba Borealis – Curator

Quotes and Commentary:

Life Moon Earth

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Life, Moon, Earth

Peter Sellers Quote

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Peter Sellers Quote

Bill Nye / Ken Hamm Debate

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Bill Nye / Ken Hamm Debate

Life+Weapons=Death

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Life+Weapons=Death

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