I Am Not Don LaFontaine!
(parody of “I am I, Don Quixote” from Man of La Mancha)
What’s your Impossible Dream for VO?
Here’s a song about mine:
All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com
What’s your Impossible Dream for VO?
Here’s a song about mine:
Here’s a bit of a peek behind the curtain about Working at Joe’s Dump.
I keep a Google doc with all of my ideas for new posts. Once I’ve actually gotten around to using an idea, I move it over to a completed document. They’re both getting pretty long after all these years.
The reason I mention it is because it’s a great way to stay creative. Whenever I hit a snag in one project, I just look to see what random ideas I’ve had in the past. Sometimes I’ll feel like completing one of those instead.
Right now, I’ve got 3 or 4 songs in the works, some ideas for business posts, poetry and graphics notions, video ideas, etc.
Once you start writing down ideas, the process becomes much easier… and a bit addictive.
So, when I feel overwhelmed or under pressure, it’s time to take a break.
Listen to your muse – sometime she’s saying “Take some time off”.
You’ll come back refreshed and ready to create.
… at least that’s how it works for me 😉
I often see posts on social media where someone who is new to voice acting says that they’re using P2P (Pay-To-Play) sites to practice. Although I understand this line of thinking, that’s not the best way to practice… Here’s why:
The point of practicing is to improve your skills. For acting, a very important component is missing when practicing on your own: Feedback.
Constructive feedback helps to improve your acting ability. It can come in many forms. In an acting class, the teacher will provide feedback and guidance. Coaches perform a similar function, but in a more focused 1-on-1 manner. Performing on stage has many forms of feedback: the director, reactions from other actors in the scene, and the audience.
“So, Joe, what’s the harm in practicing on my own? It’s still practice, right?”
Although it may improve your reading skills and even the speed at which you can scan the copy, it may actually be a detriment to your skills as an actor. Instead of learning where your flaws and weaknesses are and addressing them to improve, you may be blind to the flaws you have. Continuing to practice without any feedback may reinforce your bad habits. Those can be even more difficult to un-learn in the future.
Let’s take the classic “You have a great voice! You should be doing voice acting!”. After hearing that, maybe you become enamored with the sound of your own voice. You join a P2P site “just for practice.” Reading one thing after another in a cool way, or an artificially deep voice, or a style that isn’t used in the industry. Spend enough time reinforcing the idea that this is the “right” way to read copy without any guidance can lead you down a path that will be difficult to correct in the future.
Other examples are speech impediments and thick accents. Learning about the issues that may impede your progress and correcting them early on will make your journey to become a voice actor that much easier.
In my opinion, the best way to a solid career as a Voice Actor is to learn acting first. And that requires training, direction, and real-world experience.
For now, due to the limitations of in-person opportunities, try to find some online ways to play. Improv Zoom groups. Classes. Audio drama (directed). There are even some VO reading groups that meet on a regular basis. These could provide a good start.
Once the pandemic is over and it is safe, get involved with a local theatre. Join a choir. Take some improv classes. Get training and direction and perform in front of live audiences. All of these will improve your acting skills and give you a solid foundation for voice acting.
Best of luck on your journey!
Zuzubaland (official site) began as a children’s book in Brazil.
The author, Mariana Caltabiano, then turned it into a cartoon series for Latin American TV, and it was dubbed into English at Bang Zoom! Studios.
The story revolves around a bee named “Zuzu” and her friends in a kingdom of food. Every episode is a fun little adventure (there’s even a witch and her hench-spider!).
Here’s a sample episode from YouTube named “Food House” (I’m the Announcer and Hot Dog):
Zuzubaland’s official YouTube page, and all the episodes so far are here:
Zuzubaland! (YouTube Page)
The show and characters were a ton of fun to record. I hope you enjoy watching… and really hope they make more 😉
After 15 years of voice acting gigs, it’s time for a little celebration!
Here’s a collage of a few of my roles so far… Looking forward to many more:
(click on the image for FULL-SIZE!)
Top Row: Loken & Krik’Thir & Arcurion (World of Warcraft), Leoric The Skeleton King (Diabol III & Heroes of the Storm), Professor X (X-Men Live!)
Middle: Raven/Schwann (Tales of Vesperia), Tibarn (Fire Emblem), Stormtrooper (Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge), (me!), Ch’Gren (Star Trek Online)
Bottom: Nobunaga (Hunter X Hunter), Professor Oak (Pokémon), Lex Luthor (Mortal Kombat vs. DCU), Namor The Sub-Mariner (Marvel Ultimate Alliance) Yodeling Pickle (Archie McPhee)
While traveling in Tokyo, I learned a valuable business lesson from a little store in the hotel… all while buying nail clippers.
This was many years ago when my wife and I were vacationing in Tokyo. While I was thinking back on the trip, I realized that one memory stood out.
One evening in our hotel room, my wife tasked me with going downstairs to buy some nail clippers. Seems we hadn’t brought any in our bags (it was allowed back then).
So, there I was, with only the most basic of Japanese language skills… on my own! After making my way downstairs, I found the tiny little in-hotel store. They had all the essentials that a traveler would need: toothpaste, band-aids, aspirin, etc. I couldn’t seem to find the nail clippers.
I walked up to the counter. An older woman sat patiently behind it. We had a short conversation… without words. Finally! My years of pantomime were useful!
She pointed to where the nail clippers were, and I retrieved a nice pink one for my wife.
When I went up to pay, I expected that the woman would just run my card, give me a receipt, and I’d take the clippers and go.
That is not what happened.
After ringing up the bill and giving me the receipt, she carefully took the packaged clippers and wrapped them – very neatly – in a nice paper. She then put this into a small bag, along with some hand-folded paper origami cranes (my wife later told me they were for luck). Then, she folded over the top of the bag and put a small bit of tape on it.
When she handed it to me, I knew enough to bow slightly and say “domo arigatou gozaimasu” and left the store to go back to my room.
It was a short, simple interaction, yet when I think back, there was a lot of meaning to unpack from it.
Here are a few of the lessons I learned that can apply to many businesses:
In the end, it’s these things that people, and your customers, will remember.
The nail clippers were common.
The woman who sold them to me was special.
A long time ago, on a blog of random stuff…
THE RISE OF A NEW REBOOTENING
It was the dawn of time, or at least 2012.
The Mayan Apocalypse had passed.
But a new blog of random posts
threatened to destroy the sanity
of those that read it.
Now, eight confusing years later,
That blog has faltered.
It has stumbled.
The keys to the car are missing.
And there’s something strange
in the road ahead…
(coming to an internet near you)
Joe’s Dump: The Rebootening!
Weekly Nonsense (almost) Guaranteed!
Songs, Poetry, Art, Comedy, Animation, Audio Drama, Business, Opinion, Religion, Politics…
AND LOTS MORE WORDS!!!
One month ago, my wife and I moved from Los Angeles to Barcelona. I’ve noticed advantages and disadvantages due to the time difference.
The following is my general weekday schedule, and below that, my thoughts on how the move has affected me… Forward! 9 Hours Into THE FUTURE!!!
|10:00 PM||7:00 AM||Rise and shine!|
|10:30 PM||7:30 AM||Morning stretches and hygiene|
|11:30 PM||8:30 AM||Light breakfast; Check emails for auditions|
|12:00 AM||9:00 AM||Walk; Buy daily groceries, bread, snack|
|1:00 AM||10:00 AM||Auditions; Work|
|2:00 AM||11:00 AM||Mid-day snack; Pre-lunch walk|
|3:00 AM||12:00 AM||Other Work Stuff; Creative Time|
|5:00 AM||2:00 PM||Lunch|
|6:00 AM||3:00 PM||More Creative / Work time|
|9:00 AM||6:00 PM||Exercise; Shower + Shave|
|10:00 AM||7:00 PM||Sessions; Auditions; Make it Rain!|
|12:00 PM||9:00 PM||Dinner|
|1:00 PM||10:00 PM||More work (if needed); TV Time|
|3:00 PM||12:00 AM||Bedtime!|
This schedule allows me to be available until 3 PM in Los Angeles and 6 PM in New York. For the majority of jobs, that works very well. There are exceptions, of course. I’ve already had one session with LA/Tokyo/Barcelona that presented some timing issues. But I can stand the occasional Midnight-2 AM gig 😉
Positives: Able to handle most jobs and auditions. More relaxed schedule. Greater Work/Life balance. More available for clients in Europe.
Negatives: May miss out on some RUSH!!! auditions. Not available for late day sessions, classes, or meetups.
Other thoughts: With the political climate in the US of A, I found my time being consumed with negative emotions, both my own and others, while living in LA. Since moving, the distance has allowed a greater sense of calm, and a broader perspective. Perhaps it’s because the consequences seem less. Or maybe it’s just not being under a constant barrage of news, posts, and tweets. Either way, I feel it’s better for my mental and physical health. It’s possible the same thing can be achieved without moving. Turn off the TV, social media, etc. But if that were the case, I wasn’t able to find a way to make it work while there.
Next stop… VOTING!
Last week, my wife and I relocated to Barcelona.
(how we did it is at the bottom of this post 😉 )
Since we may be here for a while, I needed a new studio setup.
The Booth: StudioBricks One Plus (VO Edition)
Comes with lighting, ventilation unit, extra sound dampening, bass trap, table, mic arm, and copy arm.
Overall… Stellar! Super quiet inside. Door handle turns up to seal the booth, down to open. Ventilation has several modes, the lowest of which is inaudible. Lighting and copy arm fit the bill nicely. Can always add more lighting easily.
One added perk: Since they’re made in Barcelona, the manufacturer came out and assembled it (for a very low fee)!
Another added perk: the acoustic foam on the walls has built-in channels for cable runs. So. Damn. Cool.
The only thing I’m not sold on is the Yellowtec mic arm. I’ve adjusted the spring, but it’s a bit hard to get it to stay where I want it to. I’d also prefer something a bit smaller. Might replace it in time…
The Mic: AKG C214
Excellent microphone. Very low self-noise. Picks up every nuance of my voice. Some reviews peg this as being “too bright”, but in my opinion it captures a true representation of my voice. Of course every voice is different, and you may not get the same feel from this mic. But for me, it’s a step up.
The Interface: Motu M2
Beautifully designed. Very low self-noise. Works like a dream. Really like the built-in meters. Also has an on/off switch on the back, and a monitor switch on each mic input for direct monitoring. Recommended!
The Headphones: Beyerdynamic DT 770 Pro 80 Ohm
What everyone says about these… yeah, they’re right. Solid choice.
The Cloud: Google Drive (Google One)
A final piece of the puzzle: Inside the Booth vs. Outside.
Google One gives you 2Tb storage for $99/yr.
My fanless laptop inside the booth shares files with my computer at my desk. Everything is backed up in the cloud and available everywhere I need it. Easy.
… And How We Got Into Spain During A Pandemic Lockdown!
At the time of this post (for those in the future), the Covid-19 pandemic is raging. Due to the horrible handling of… well… everything in the US-of-A, most of the world doesn’t want US citizens traveling to their countries. The exception is if you are a national of that country, or happen to have a visa.
My wife and I have what is known as a “Golden Visa” for Spain (mostly thanks to her). It allows us to live and work in Spain and the EU. Getting one is no easy feat, however.
Step 1) Build a time machine.
Step 2) Go back to 2016. Be horrified by the results of the election.
Step 3) Jump through all the hoops needed for a “Golden Visa” (buy property, get health insurance, background checks, bank account, paperwork, visa, residence card, travel to Spain every time something is needed)
Step 4) It’s now 2-3 years later (yeah, lots of hoops)
Step 5) Due to the pandemic, jump through lots more hoops (call the embassy, consulate, lawyers, travel agents, airlines, etc.)
Step 6) Get an impossible Covid-19 test (nasal swab, must have results within 72 hours before flight)
Step 7) Discover Step 6 wasn’t needed (what?!?!?!?)
Step 8) Get baggage opened and everything touched by security to make you feel insecure.
Step 9) Congratulations! You’ve arrived in Spain!
The take-away: It’s better here. I’m glad I followed my wife’s instincts.
See you in the (remote-er) booth!
Joe J Thomas
May 19, 2019: I got to tell a bit of my LA story for KPCC at one of their In Person events.
It’s about my job as a voice actor in LA: “I Get Killed For A Living“.
Here’s just my segment: (I start around 2 minutes in)
… and the full show with a tonne of interesting stories is here: (I start at around 10:20)