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Category Archives: Comedy
Live! from E.V.I.L. – Escape!
Live! from E.V.I.L.
(Evil Villain Island Lair)
Episode 4: “Escape from E.V.I.L.”
Weevil has been kidnapped by Doc Matter! Can our heroes save him? And what exactly is Doc Matter’s horrible secret?!?!
Watch prior episodes, and find out more about the making of EVIL here:
The EVIL! Page
The Rubber Chicken Standard
Chicken Measuring
The “Metric System” never quite caught on in the U.S. of A. And the “Imperial System” with it’s feet, yards and inches doesn’t make much intuitive sense either. Seems like every time someone wants to measure something, they come up with a new standard. Every news story has some tie-in to measuring:
Announcer:
“Just how deep is the ocean, Professor Doctor Person?”
Professor:
“Well if you can imagine 3 Empire State Buildings stacked on top of each other…”
Henderson and Havner: episode 8!
Henderson and Havner, episode 8 – “Cape and Stabby Thing”
In today’s episode:
Henderson’s got a plan to get them back on top, Havner’s going to document it for all the world to see, and it just might work if it makes any sense at all!
Listen to episode 8 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Henderson and Havner: episode 7!
Henderson and Havner, episode 7 – “Unsung Hero”
In today’s episode:
Are you ready, Los Angeles? For THE NIGHT PERSON?
Listen to episode 7 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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The Future SUCKS!!!
The Future SUCKS!!!
LISTEN HERE!!!
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—— Transcript ——
Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?
My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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Henderson and Havner: episode 6!
Henderson and Havner, episode 6 – “Mayor, Mayor, Pants on Fire”
In today’s episode:
Jail and bail go together like… like two things that rhyme! But who’s serving up which?
Listen to episode 6 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Live! from E.V.I.L. – Sewers
Live! from E.V.I.L.
(Evil Villain Island Lair)
Episode 3: “The Sewers of E.V.I.L.”
Something’s stirring deep in the bowels of EVIL!
Watch prior episodes, and find out much more about the making of EVIL here:
The EVIL! Page
Thanks!
Joe
All content created by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com
V321.RU – The Story
V321.RU – The Story
Disclaimer: The following is a compilation of my historical recollections and opinions on two voice over Pay-to-Play sites. In addition, I give my view of likely outcomes based on current trends. All comments and opinions from readers are welcome below. In the end, it is up to the individual readers to come to their own conclusions of the value of these pay-to-play sites. Every business model has benefits and detriments. Your mileage may vary.
— *** The Fake Story ***
From July 19th, 2007 to March 12th, 2008, a little known Pay-To-Play Voice Casting site dominated the internet. Based in the Soviet Union, “V321.RU” was an instant sensation.
They were ready to take your rubles and give you much frustration in return.
True innovators who created famous features such as “SmartCossack”, “SpecialKeywords4U” and the “RatingsSystems” programs that guaranteed bad results, this company was destined to disrupt the industry like TNT in an outhouse!
Now, for the first time, hear the actual recordings from the actual savvy company whose owner was a legend in his own mind.
Henderson and Havner: episode 5!
Henderson and Havner, episode 5 – “She Wore Something Totally Hot as Usual”
In today’s episode:
A chance encounter sends Havner & Henderson on a clandestine operation, and someone’s getting arrested! (and it’s not who you think…)
Listen to episode 5 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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