In today’s episode:
The Marauding Marauder strikes again, and H & H turn to an unlikely source for help!
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Season 3 of Henderson and Havner is finally here!!!
But H&H have no time to enjoy their newfound fame, for evil is afoot!
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“The Hell of Diets!”
by Joe J Thomas
(a parody of “The Sound of Silence” by Disturbed and Simon & Garfunkel)
Copyright 2016, Joe J Thomas, Joe’s Dump
All Rights Reserved
Not a Quinn-Martin Production
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The ancient Greeks were pretty with it for their time. They had a god for everything! And their gods were relatable, with human flaws.
But, over time, they’ve fallen out of the lime light.
SO! It’s time to update the old pantheon of Greek gods. Make them more relevant to today’s mortal world. Here are my suggestions for some New Greek Gods!
Guyseidon: God of pickup lines
“If I said thee hadst a good body, wouldst thou hold it against me?”
Argumenon: God of bickering
“What’s THAT supposed to mean? (… and so it begins)”
Borborygmus: God of flatulence
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Somebody crack a window… Oops, I already did!”
Sporticus: God of exercise
“C’mon! Those glutes ain’t gonna squat themselves! Twenty more!”
Noteus: God of to-do lists
“Hmmm… Where’s that post-it with the list of other lists of things I have to do?!?!?”
Googlio: God of internet searches
“Done! Finally finished that wiki for Etruscan Shrews.”
Whackus: God of porn (son of Googlio)
“Uh, dad? Can you give me the keys to the internet?”
Sneuss: God of naps and children’s stories
“Are you sleepy in your head? Are you napping in a bed? If you’re snoozing on the floor, be sure to close that kitchen door!”
Haties: God of social media outrage (brother of Argumenon)
“WHAT!?!?!? YOU CAN’T HAVE AN OPINION ON MY POST!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!! [block] [unfriend] [unfollow]”
Fibrosia: God of colon health
“I’m all set. Just gotta eat a bushel of oats, three times a day.”
AppYolo: God of Phone Entertainment and Whatever
“So, while you’re playing Apptastic’s Bird Smasher 2, just use two fingers and make an upside-down V gesture, and your tablet will order your favorite pizza.”
Parentheus: God of helicopter parents and unnecessary worrying
“Ok, little Tinder. We’re at your school. Make sure the Door Guard has your hand before you unbuckle your safety belt. I’ll be right outside in the car in case you feel insecure about anything. Have fun at college, dear!”
Medius: God of cable news and conspiracy theories
“Polls show that most people think polls are unreliable.”
(a parody of The Beatles “Nowhere Man”)
Leaf Blowers: The bane of every home audio studio and napping youngster (or oldster!).
Here’s How I turn frustration into creation… Time for a Parody Song!
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The year was 1987…
The Harmonic Convergence was upon us…
And a movie about a chicken-headed boy who sang like Elvis was being shot in Columbus, Ohio.
I should know – I was an extra in “Chicken Boy: The Movie”
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In today’s episode:
Henderson pleads his case to Captain and Chiefy while Havner gets cozy with the consul! Will Henderson convince Captain and Chiefy? Will Havner entice Sparks? How many questions can we fit in to the season two finale episode blurb??
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In today’s episode:
Henderson pleads his case to Captain and Chiefy while Havner gets cozy with the consul!
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It’s a chase through Los Angeles, and sometimes it feels like every person in town is a cop or a reporter!
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