The year was 1987…
The Harmonic Convergence was upon us…
And a movie about a chicken-headed boy who sang like Elvis was being shot in Columbus, Ohio.
I should know – I was an extra in “Chicken Boy: The Movie”
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In today’s episode:
Henderson pleads his case to Captain and Chiefy while Havner gets cozy with the consul! Will Henderson convince Captain and Chiefy? Will Havner entice Sparks? How many questions can we fit in to the season two finale episode blurb??
Listen to episode 16 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
In today’s episode:
Henderson pleads his case to Captain and Chiefy while Havner gets cozy with the consul!
Listen to episode 15 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
In today’s episode:
It’s a chase through Los Angeles, and sometimes it feels like every person in town is a cop or a reporter!
Listen to episode 14 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
Alone Again, In The Booth
a ballad for voice actors
written and performed by Joe J Thomas
(parody of Gilbert O’Sullivan’s “Alone Again, Naturally”)
Lyrics:
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In today’s episode:
H and H regroup, but Captain and Chiefy overhear and the game is afoot!
Listen to episode 13 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
In today’s episode:
Captain and Chiefy find common ground while H and H scheme to reach the big time!
Listen to episode 12 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
Shopping for socks. Why is it that whatever ones I buy always seem to grab my toes like some boa constrictor? Are my feet abnormally long or something? I mean, I know my second toe is longer than the big toe. That’s normal, right? Based on sock manufacturers, I have to conclude that everyone just has smaller feet than me. Or they’re fine with their feet being bound, unable to wiggle their toes.
Shopping for a sofa. Why is it that whatever sofa I sit on, the seat is always way too deep? It’s the perfect depth between being an actual couch, and a couch with an ottoman. I guess I could buy some throw pillows so my back can actually touch something when my feet are on the floor. Maybe that’s it! It’s a conspiracy between the couch makers union and the throw pillow makers union. (checks online for throw pillow makers union) Nope. I guess that’s not it. I guess I just have to conclude that everyone else has longer femurs than I do.
So, to all of the long-legged, short-footed people buying stuff out there… Congratulations! You’ve flooded the market with your merchandise and I can’t find anything!
Now then, on to more important matters.
Why are my sleeves always so long?!?!?!?
(parody song of “Life in the Fast Lane” by The Eagles)
Concept and Lyrics by: Joe J Thomas
Voice, Guitar, and Mix by: Power Salad
Copyright: Joe J Thomas and JoesDump.com 2015
All Rights Reserved
Not A Quinn-Martin Production
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“Livin’ With Fast Food”
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In today’s episode:
Chiefy reaches the breaking point with Havner, who takes her frustrations out on Henderson!
Listen to episode 11 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions: