Tag Archives: Comedy
Culinary Quickies! (Henderson episode 3)
Henderson’s Culinary Quickies!
Henderson Moment Episode 3:
Click HERE! for more “Henderson Moments” and “Henderson & Havner”
… and be sure to keep an eye out for Season 2 of “Henderson & Havner” – Coming Soon!
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Hello folks! My name’s Henderson, and this is my moment.
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Live! from E.V.I.L. – Noir!
Live! from E.V.I.L.
(Evil Villain Island Lair)
Episode 5: “EVIL Noir!”
(The Maltese Cheese)
EVIL goes back in time to do an entire Noir episode!
Watch for dozens of famous quotes from the Film Noir genre.
Filmed in:
(showing you the movie sources during playback!)
Featuring quotes from the following Film Noir movies:
Beat The Devil (1953)
The Black Dahlia (2006)
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Linguistic Lamentations
Linguistic Lamentations
with your host:
Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe
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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.
This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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Joe’s Dump Store – Memorial Day Sale!
… the ALL NEW:
Joe’s Dump Store!
…is having it’s first ever
Semi-Biannual Memorial Day SALE!!!
Read on to get in on these great deals TODAY!!!
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Live! from E.V.I.L. – Escape!
Live! from E.V.I.L.
(Evil Villain Island Lair)
Episode 4: “Escape from E.V.I.L.”
Weevil has been kidnapped by Doc Matter! Can our heroes save him? And what exactly is Doc Matter’s horrible secret?!?!
Watch prior episodes, and find out more about the making of EVIL here:
The EVIL! Page
The Rubber Chicken Standard
Chicken Measuring
The “Metric System” never quite caught on in the U.S. of A. And the “Imperial System” with it’s feet, yards and inches doesn’t make much intuitive sense either. Seems like every time someone wants to measure something, they come up with a new standard. Every news story has some tie-in to measuring:
Announcer:
“Just how deep is the ocean, Professor Doctor Person?”
Professor:
“Well if you can imagine 3 Empire State Buildings stacked on top of each other…”
Henderson and Havner: episode 8!
Henderson and Havner, episode 8 – “Cape and Stabby Thing”
In today’s episode:
Henderson’s got a plan to get them back on top, Havner’s going to document it for all the world to see, and it just might work if it makes any sense at all!
Listen to episode 8 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Henderson and Havner: episode 7!
Henderson and Havner, episode 7 – “Unsung Hero”
In today’s episode:
Are you ready, Los Angeles? For THE NIGHT PERSON?
Listen to episode 7 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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The Future SUCKS!!!
The Future SUCKS!!!
LISTEN HERE!!!

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Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?
My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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