Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
(as: Motif “Bluesman” Thomas)
The holidays are upon us! What better way to celebrate than with a brand-spankin-new holiday song… My gift to you – Enjoy!
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You may remember Henderson from earlier in the year. He’s a hunky womanizing guy who spares no expense on his ego.
His day job is a police detective, and he’s finally met his match in an alluring female reporter named Havner.
Listen to the premier episode of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
(with apologies to “The Eagles”)
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Stunt Casting (noun):
the practice of hiring famous actors for animated cartoons to garner additional publicity and sales
On today’s episode of:
Stunt Casting
We reveal the original celebrity casting of the Looney Toons.
Warning!
childhood memories may be shattered
Viewer discretion is advised…
My ObamaCare Halloween parody song (below) is on this week’s Dr. Demento Halloween show! (how cool is that?!?!?)
Here’s a direct link to the Dr. Demento site:
Dr. Demento (official site)
It’s airing as the grand finale of a 2-hour episode… Streaming direct from the Dr. at $2 for the whole show, and there are also monthly and yearly subscription if you’re truly deeeemented 😉
… and below is a re-posting of the song and lyrics – Enjoy!
written and voiced by Joe J Thomas
*** Download the ObamaCare Halloween Parody MP3 Here! ***
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Often I’m asked (and by often, I mean never) “Hey Joe! What was your first voice over?”
Funny you should bring that up!
When I was younger, I was fat. No, not “pleasingly plump”, or “gravity challenged”, just fat. Back then, it was ok to be called that, before all the Politically Correct nonsense took over… but I’ll save that for another post! 😉
written and voiced by Joe J Thomas
*** Download the ObamaCare Halloween Parody MP3 Here! ***
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Classes! Deals! Special Offers!
Designed to fill the seller’s coffers
From these my in-box overflows
When will they stop? No one knows!
I will end these desperate pleas
The needy masses who push their cheese
Delete! Purge! Unsubscribe!
Please do forgive my diatribe
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I’m in my home studio recording an audition when the phone rings.
Thinking it might be my wife, I answer:
Me: Hello?
RC: This is an urgent message about your available credit. Would you like to lower your monthl…
Me: (mashing every button on the phone while simultaneously swearing)
RC: Hi. This is Todd. Are you calling to learn how to lower yo…
Me: Actually, Todd, I’d like you to remove my number from your call li…
RC: (click. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp…)
Me: (mashing every button on the phone while simultaneously swearing)
Me: (slamming down the phone) Aaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!
If only there was some way I could do something about these blasted RoboCalls!
Wait a sec… I’m a voice actor!
I can do something.
And that’s how RoboAnswer was born!
The next time you get any kind of mind-numbingly boring sales or other call, just play the above clip into the phone. Be sure to put it on repeat, then just walk away!
For your convenience there’s also a link to the MP3 file under the player.
Enjoy!,
Joe
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Advice: it’s everywhere on the internet. People have questions, and others are more than willing to give answers. But are the answers good? Are the questions even good? How can you know if advice is worth the network it’s written on?
There are two sides to the advice coin: The person who asks for advice, and those that answer the requests. Each side has factors that can make the advice valuable… useless… or in some cases worse than no advice at all.
Let’s cover some helpful hints for both sides of the advice coin!
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