H. H. Family Restaurant Commercial

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H. H. Family Restaurant Commercial

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Good evening. I’m here to talk to you about some very serious issues facing mankind, and offer a fun, tasteful solution to all of them. Ever since the end of the global economy there have been many changes. Overpopulation, environmental concerns, the homeless, illegal immigrants, and of course the sick and elderly, just to name a few. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a way to help Mother Nature “cull the herd”? And why can’t that way benefit the rest of us?

Well, here at “Happy Hannibal’s Family Restaurant” we aim to do just that!
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Cash Goggles and ROI Rage

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Cash Goggles and ROI Rage

Gordon Gekko said “Greed is good” in the movie Wall Street, and too many of us still believe it. Whether it is an overt thirsting for cash, or an underlying subconscious belief that somehow money is equal to success, the endless pursuit for material wealth has a detrimental effect on us, our society, and our world.

“When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” [1]
When the world is viewed through Cash Goggles, everything relates to money. Now, don’t get me wrong. I think that the concept of money is a fantastic idea – otherwise we’d still be using the barter system, trying to figure out how many bushels of wheat an iPod is worth. However, the obsession we’ve developed by having a single focus on Return On Investment (ROI) has put virtual shackles on our minds and creativity. There are many, many more worthy goals and measures of success than the almighty dollar. In short: We need more tools in our tool box.

“After all, they are in business to make money…”
I can’t tell you how many time’s I’ve seen this worn-out “gem” pop up in conversations online. Frankly, it’s just an excuse for why companies and individuals do greedy things. If you have ever uttered this phrase, then your Cash Goggles are firmly bolted onto your head. Success in business should not rely solely on ROI. Yes, money is a concern. But by making it a primary reason for your business to exist, you are fostering a mindset that will allow bad choices and greed to take over. What happened to focusing on the craft of a business? Where has true quality gone? Money should be a side-effect of having a quality-driven mindset in business.

The old quote of “Build a Better Mousetrap and They’ll Beat a Path to Your Door” has sadly become “Build a Mediocre Mousetrap, Brand It, Market the Hell out of It, and Wait for the Cash to Roll In!” 

We buy cheap fast food, and are astounded when it is quite literally killing us.
We demand cheap products, but want high-paying jobs… then are shocked at how many jobs are taken by foreigners or sent overseas. We have become an iWant society. Buying for the sake of buying … or to be hip, cool, or cutting edge. “Do I need it?” isn’t asked. “I want it!” is stated instead. It’s a selfish, short-sighted, wasteful mentality, and it is far more dangerous to our continued existence than a host of other media-hyped causes… because it undermines our vision and morals as a society.

… are you suffering from “ROI Rage”?

We frequent services and businesses because they give us a good ROI, but rarely look to see if it’s a company worthy of our support.
This is where capitalism breaks down.
It’s up to us, each and every one, to be more selective of the companies we support, and the products and services we buy.

Obscenely wealthy Wall St brokers, corrupt lobby-bribed politicians, and CEOs with bloated salaries and super-sized severance packages – they thrive because of our actions and our inaction. We create them through our purchases, our voting, and by allowing ourselves to be led like lambs to the slaughter.

Take the time. Make the effort. Look at the world and see it with your own eyes. Do you know why you believe something? Or is it just because it’s what you were told, or how you were raised? Think with your own mind. Decide what is the right thing to do. Then take action to make it a reality.

 

all content written by Joe J Thomas – online at: JoeActor.com

 

Footnotes:
1. Paraphrased from a quote by Abraham Maslow

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From Whence It Came

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From Whence It Came

by Joe J Thomas

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A summer night, I strolled the beach
The moon it hung just out of reach
The ocean breeze was warm and calm
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Feel Different... With Adramelech!

 

If your daily routine has you feeling all too normal, perhaps it’s time.

Time for Adramelech.

Adramelech has been proven to reduce or increase a wide variety of unspecified conditions in individuals reporting such issues.

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The Positive Power of Negative Thinking

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The Positive Power of Negative Thinking

Negative events/people/thoughts can have a significant place in a positive, productive life. Now I don’t mean in the “everything happens for a reason“, or “it’ll turn out good in the end“, or even “mysterious ways” type of thinking … No! That’s just more newage nonsense. I mean that negative things can be very valuable in and of themselves.

I know we’d all like the world to be a smurfy, double-rainbow sky, fluffy-kitten-puppy unicorn-filled wonder land, but sometimes that nasty ol’ Mr. Reality butts his head in to say “Hey! How y’all doin’?” How we view these negative things, and what we do in response can have positive results.

Let me do some ‘splainin’, Lucy…

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The Henderson Moment: Episode 1 – Personal Hygiene

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The Henderson Moment

Episode 1 – Personal Hygiene

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Hello folks. My name’s Henderson. And this is my moment.

Episode 1: Personal Hygiene.

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Hey! That’s Not Funny!

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Hey! That’s Not Funny!

(what to say when you’re not laughing at your friends)

We’ve all been in situations where a friend or coworker tells us a joke or shows us something that’s supposed to be funny… but it’s not. It can be even worse if they had a hand in creating the unfunny thingy. The true horror comes when they ask us directly “So… WhaddaYaThink?

Well, fret not friends and neighbors! I’m here to help you out of these awkward situations with this handy guide… let’s start, shall we?

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Moose Noir: Wall-Mounted Detective

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Moose Noir: Wall-Mounted Detective

Moose Noir: Wall-Mounted Detective

Episode 57 – The Smell of Fur

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The City. The city that never sleeps. The city by the bay. The city of a thousand dreams. This city. My city. A city I’d never seen from the dark, ceiling-fanned office. Only glimpses of the next building through the dust-covered blinds on a cleaning-deprived window.

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What Happened?

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What Happened?

Snake biting it’s tail.
Lives and markets fluctuate.
All is well for some.
Others, like Elvis, have left the building.
Existence is change: embrace it.
Notice the growth and the decay.
Forever intertwined.
The End Is Near!
… but so is The Beginning.

  – Joe

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The Tragic Tale of WorMagellan

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While out walking after a rare southern California rain, I glanced down and saw a hapless worm who had managed to make it halfway across the sidewalk before expiring. This is that worm’s epic saga:

The Tragic Tale of WorMagellan

It was a lovely spring day on the grassy yards of FrontLawnia. All was quiet in the loamy underground court of the King and Queen, when in burst a stranger with the piercing look of a seasoned traveler.

He was WorMagellan, a crackpot known well in royal circles as one who believed the sidewalk was round. “Absurd!”, said the King. “Poppycock!”, agreed the Queen, “Everyone knows the sidewalk is flat!”.

“I’ll prove the sidewalk is not flat by circumnavigating it!”, bellowed WorMagellan.

And so, WorMagellan bided his time. He prepared and planned and watched and waited. When the rains came, and the sidewalk tides were just right, he embarked upon his epic journey!

… Unfortunately, he was wrong.

The End.

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