… and now…
Number 10:
Asked his stylist to get rid of his gray
Number 9:
Wanted new headshots – thought it was required
Number 8:
Needed to remove hair after a failed Guinness bubble-gum disaster
Number 7:
Ran out of shampoo
Number 6:
Honesty. It’s become an endangered species in our world today. And what exactly do I blame this on? The rise of “Political Correctness” (aka. PC).
“But wait, Joe!”, you say, “How can being nice and respecting others lead to dishonesty?”.
Oh, it does. And it’s worse than that. The rise of PC is leading to the very downfall of our health, creativity, and society as we know it! Let me explain by citing real-world examples…
Hang onto your hats, people – this is gonna be one bad-ass, controversial post!
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Episode 2: “Therapist from E.V.I.L.”
Heros. Villains. They all need mental health…
… and watch the premier episode “Evil Greetings” here:
The premier episode took eight (8) days part-time to complete. This second episode only took five (5) days part-time. What’s the secret? Leveraging and learning curve.
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In today’s episode:
Henderson uncovers a bit of Havner’s truth in an afternoon of long walks, glutes, phone calls and undomesticated sea fowl!.
Listen to episode 3 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Due to recent consumer confusion over terms like “celebrity“, “personality“, and “star“, the FDA has decided to enact mandatory labeling of all performers.
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In eight days, I made a cartoon – mind blown!
Even SuperVillains celebrate the holidays…
Watch the premier “Evil Greetings” here:
You can learn a lot from a 7-year old. The spark that ignited this idea came from 7 year old William Boyns, son of fellow voice actor Andy Boyns. Continue reading
In today’s episode it’s date night for off-duty officer Henderson and alluring female reporter Havner.
Havner uncovers a bit of Henderson’s truth in a night of wining and dining, gaudy dresses, tight shirts and clean trousers!
Listen to episode 2 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
(Nov. 16, 1931 – Dec. 4, 2011)
I must confess that my knowledge of Hubert Sumlin, the legendary blues guitarist from Chicago, was pretty much non-existent. In his lifetime, his music has inspired many people and bands that I greatly admire. Keith Richards, Carlos Santana, Chuck Berry, Eric Clapton, and the list just keeps on going.
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Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
(as: Motif “Bluesman” Thomas)
The holidays are upon us! What better way to celebrate than with a brand-spankin-new holiday song… My gift to you – Enjoy!
*** Download “Herbert the Homicidal Turkey” MP3 Here! ***
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You may remember Henderson from earlier in the year. He’s a hunky womanizing guy who spares no expense on his ego.
His day job is a police detective, and he’s finally met his match in an alluring female reporter named Havner.
Listen to the premier episode of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions: