13 Crucial Things You Need To Know About Lists!
1) Most Numbered Lists Are Numbered
2) Sharing A List Can Make You Feel Smarter
3) 74% Of Lists Contain Unfounded Statistics
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13 Crucial Things You Need To Know About Lists!
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Category Archives: Comedy
Henderson and Havner: episode 4!
Henderson and Havner, episode 4 – “Running on Empty”
In today’s episode:
Chasing a perp’s not that different from chasing a story. Until you get hit with a designer handbag. Plenty of heavy breathing and illegal action in today’s story!
Listen to episode 4 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Top Ten Reasons Why Joe Shaved His Head!
… and now…
The Top Ten Reasons Why Joe Shaved His Head!
Number 10:
Asked his stylist to get rid of his gray
Number 9:
Wanted new headshots – thought it was required
Number 8:
Needed to remove hair after a failed Guinness bubble-gum disaster
Number 7:
Ran out of shampoo
Number 6:
Live! from E.V.I.L. – Therapist
Live! from E.V.I.L.
(Evil Villain Island Lair)
Episode 2: “Therapist from E.V.I.L.”
Heros. Villains. They all need mental health…
… and watch the premier episode “Evil Greetings” here:
Five Days from Voice to Cartoon: The Making of E.V.I.L. Episode 2
The premier episode took eight (8) days part-time to complete. This second episode only took five (5) days part-time. What’s the secret? Leveraging and learning curve.
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Henderson and Havner: episode 3!
Henderson and Havner, episode 3 – “All the Fish in the Sea”
In today’s episode:
Henderson uncovers a bit of Havner’s truth in an afternoon of long walks, glutes, phone calls and undomesticated sea fowl!.
Listen to episode 3 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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FDA Performer Labeling
FDA Passes New Performer Labeling Law
FDA NEWS RELEASE
For Immediate Release: Dec. 23, 2013
Media Inquiries: Guy Inagorillasuit 555/555-1212
Announcement:
Due to recent consumer confusion over terms like “celebrity“, “personality“, and “star“, the FDA has decided to enact mandatory labeling of all performers.
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Live! from E.V.I.L. (Premier!)
Live! from E.V.I.L.
(Evil Villain Island Lair)
In eight days, I made a cartoon – mind blown!
Even SuperVillains celebrate the holidays…
Watch the premier “Evil Greetings” here:
Eight Days from Voice to Cartoon: The Making of E.V.I.L.
You can learn a lot from a 7-year old. The spark that ignited this idea came from 7 year old William Boyns, son of fellow voice actor Andy Boyns. Continue reading
Henderson and Havner: episode 2!
Henderson and Havner, episode 2 – “An Enchanted Evening”
In today’s episode it’s date night for off-duty officer Henderson and alluring female reporter Havner.
Havner uncovers a bit of Henderson’s truth in a night of wining and dining, gaudy dresses, tight shirts and clean trousers!
Listen to episode 2 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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Herbert the Homicidal Turkey
Herbert the Homicidal Turkey
Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
(as: Motif “Bluesman” Thomas)
The holidays are upon us! What better way to celebrate than with a brand-spankin-new holiday song… My gift to you – Enjoy!
*** Download “Herbert the Homicidal Turkey” MP3 Here! ***
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Henderson and Havner: episode 1!
Henderson and Havner, episode 1 – “A Meeting of Minds”
You may remember Henderson from earlier in the year. He’s a hunky womanizing guy who spares no expense on his ego.
His day job is a police detective, and he’s finally met his match in an alluring female reporter named Havner.
Listen to the premier episode of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
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