Live! from E.V.I.L. – Noir!

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Live! from E.V.I.L.

(Evil Villain Island Lair)

Episode 5: “EVIL Noir!”
(The Maltese Cheese)

EVIL goes back in time to do an entire Noir episode!

Watch for dozens of famous quotes from the Film Noir genre.

Filmed in:
Noir View logo
(showing you the movie sources during playback!)

EVIL Noir! (teaser)

Featuring quotes from the following Film Noir movies:

Beat The Devil (1953)
The Black Dahlia (2006)
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Legal Disclaimer Song

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Legal Disclaimer

a song parody by Joe J Thomas

(with apologies to Brad Paisley)

Legal Disclaimer Song
Audio:

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Video:

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NDA Blues

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NDA Blues

by Motif “Bluesman” Thomas

Motif "Bluesman" Thomas

Following his breakout success “Herbert The Homicidal Turkey” last year, we’ve recently uncovered this early gem from Motif’s 92 year career in his basement. His struggles with “The Man” are evident in both songs, but you can really hear the genesis of the idea in this older classic.

We hope you enjoy “NDA Blues” by Motif “Bluesman” Thomas:

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definition: NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement)
A legally binding contract that ensures a performer will keep their mouth shut about sensitive project details until said project has been released to the general public.


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Linguistic Lamentations

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Linguistic Lamentations

with your host:

Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe

JoeActor: Phrenology Head

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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.

This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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Live! from E.V.I.L. – Escape!

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Live! from E.V.I.L.

(Evil Villain Island Lair)

Episode 4: “Escape from E.V.I.L.”

Weevil has been kidnapped by Doc Matter! Can our heroes save him? And what exactly is Doc Matter’s horrible secret?!?!

Watch prior episodes, and find out more about the making of EVIL here:
The EVIL! Page

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The Rubber Chicken Standard

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Chicken Measuring

The “Metric System” never quite caught on in the U.S. of A. And the “Imperial System” with it’s feet, yards and inches doesn’t make much intuitive sense either. Seems like every time someone wants to measure something, they come up with a new standard. Every news story has some tie-in to measuring:

Announcer:
“Just how deep is the ocean, Professor Doctor Person?”
Professor:
“Well if you can imagine 3 Empire State Buildings stacked on top of each other…”

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Henderson and Havner: episode 8!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 8 – “Cape and Stabby Thing”

Henderson and Havner

In today’s episode:
Henderson’s got a plan to get them back on top, Havner’s going to document it for all the world to see, and it just might work if it makes any sense at all!

Listen to episode 8 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:

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Henderson and Havner: episode 7!

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Henderson and Havner, episode 7 – “Unsung Hero”

Henderson and Havner

In today’s episode:
Are you ready, Los Angeles? For THE NIGHT PERSON?

Listen to episode 7 of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:

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The Future SUCKS!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

LISTEN HERE!!!

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The Future SUCKS!!!

—— Transcript ——

Hello? Hello?!? Can you hear me?

My name is Zed-5937 and I am from THE FUTURE!
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