The Minotaur and the Grain of Rice

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The Minotaur and the Grain of Rice

a children’s story written and voiced by Joe J Thomas

The Minotaur and the Grain of Rice
 

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Once upon a time in the land of Spostabe, there was a minotaur named Kevin.

Like all minotaurs, his name was required to start with a “K”.

When Kevin reached the age of 18, his father, Kyle, put him in charge of guarding his very own maze. Continue reading

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Commercial Break

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Commercial Break

Hey! Kids!

Time for a short commercial break here at Joe’s Dump…

First up, how about a trip to the carnival? But this is no ordinary circus – this one’s filled with household appliances:
Mechano Carnival

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Next, an offer you really can’t refuse, from a, uh, reputable business at an undisclosed location:
Jiffy Stiff
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Lastly, a stolen bit of nostalgia that never existed (extra points if you can guess where this is from 😉 ):
Gravity Conservation
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All content written and voiced by Joe J Thomas online at: JoeActor.com

 

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Advice on Advice

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Advice on Advice

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Introduction:

Advice: it’s everywhere on the internet. People have questions, and others are more than willing to give answers. But are the answers good? Are the questions even good? How can you know if advice is worth the network it’s written on?

There are two sides to the advice coin: The person who asks for advice, and those that answer the requests. Each side has factors that can make the advice valuable… useless… or in some cases worse than no advice at all.

Let’s cover some helpful hints for both sides of the advice coin!
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It Arts So Good

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It Arts So Good

with your host Aruba Borealis

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Outstanding In My Field by Aruba Borealis

Outstanding In My Field
by Aruba Borealis

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Hola, and welcome to “It Arts So Good”.

I am your gracious host, Aruba Borealis, your guide into the fascinating world of the art.

Come with me as we explore what is, and what is not, the art.
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JPR – Bill Parker: Adopted Eskimo

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JPR – Joe Public Radio

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This United States Life

presents:
Bill Parker: Adopted Eskimo

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It’s A Numbers Game

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It’s a Numbers Game

Numbers. Useful little things. We rely on them for all kinds of information. But that information is not always as beneficial as it seems. In fact, relying on numbers can become an addictive crutch, or even cause undue stress. Join me on my new quest to go on a “Numbers Diet”! Continue reading

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The Least Interesting Actor In The World!

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The Least Interesting Actor In The World!

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In his spare time, he sits alone at a well-known diner, waiting to be discovered.

He has a check made out to himself for a million dollars, since that’s how Jim Carrey did it.

Disney is on his resume… because he once visited the theme park.
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Bathrooms!

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All About Bathrooms!

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*** Warning! *** This blog post talks candidly about bathrooms and related, potentially disgusting things… reader discretion is advised!

Bathrooms. We all use them, but who talks about them? Well, I’m ready to break my silence and crack the window on the room with the porcelain throne.  Let’s dive in! (eeeewwww…)
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Video Games Live!

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Video Games Live!

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This past week, I had the phenomenal experience of singing in two concerts with the Video Games Live choir. The above clip is our recording of “One-Winged Angel” from Final Fantasy 7.

Video Games Live

Video Games Live (www.videogameslive.com) is a multi-media show featuring video game music sung live by a choir with music performed by a symphony orchestra. There are interactive segments with the audience, guest directors from the game companies, synchronized videos, trivia, prizes, and much more. Truly an exciting concert!
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