You may remember Henderson from earlier in the year. He’s a hunky womanizing guy who spares no expense on his ego.
His day job is a police detective, and he’s finally met his match in an alluring female reporter named Havner.
Listen to the premier episode of this exclusive eight part series from Pendant Productions:
Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas
(with apologies to “The Eagles”)
*** Download the Ballad of Edward Snowden Parody MP3 Here! ***
~~~ Lyrics ~~~
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Stunt Casting (noun):
the practice of hiring famous actors for animated cartoons to garner additional publicity and sales
On today’s episode of:
Stunt Casting
We reveal the original celebrity casting of the Looney Toons.
Warning!
childhood memories may be shattered
Viewer discretion is advised…
My ObamaCare Halloween parody song (below) is on this week’s Dr. Demento Halloween show! (how cool is that?!?!?)
Here’s a direct link to the Dr. Demento site:
Dr. Demento (official site)
It’s airing as the grand finale of a 2-hour episode… Streaming direct from the Dr. at $2 for the whole show, and there are also monthly and yearly subscription if you’re truly deeeemented đ
… and below is a re-posting of the song and lyrics – Enjoy!
written and voiced by Joe J Thomas
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I’m in my home studio recording an audition when the phone rings.
Thinking it might be my wife, I answer:
Me: Hello?
RC: This is an urgent message about your available credit. Would you like to lower your monthl…
Me: (mashing every button on the phone while simultaneously swearing)
RC: Hi. This is Todd. Are you calling to learn how to lower yo…
Me: Actually, Todd, I’d like you to remove my number from your call li…
RC: (click. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp…)
Me: (mashing every button on the phone while simultaneously swearing)
Me: (slamming down the phone) Aaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!
If only there was some way I could do something about these blasted RoboCalls!
Wait a sec… I’m a voice actor!
I can do something.
And that’s how RoboAnswer was born!
The next time you get any kind of mind-numbingly boring sales or other call, just play the above clip into the phone. Be sure to put it on repeat, then just walk away!
For your convenience there’s also a link to the MP3 file under the player.
Enjoy!,
Joe
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Outstanding In My Field
by Aruba Borealis
Hola, and welcome to âIt Arts So Goodâ.
I am your gracious host, Aruba Borealis, your guide into the fascinating world of the art.
Come with me as we explore what is, and what is not, the art.
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presents:
Bill Parker: Adopted Eskimo
He has a check made out to himself for a million dollars, since thatâs how Jim Carrey did it.
Disney is on his resume… because he once visited the theme park.
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Why is the kitty being so jingly?
Is that why my nerves are ever so tingly?
Amplified noise assaulting my head
Prevents me from sleeping all snug in my bed
I snap. I growl. I grumble and snipe.
I rage. I cuss. I howl and I gripe.
The pressure is mounting – it’s all in my noggin
I need to say “Sorry!”, which is why I am bloggin
Oh, Wifey! You know, it is not your fault.
You try to be kind, and not to assault.
Tempermental I am when a new show is a brewing
But Crabby McCrankyPants – him I should be eschewing
Accept my apology, and I promise to you
It won’t happen again… until the next show is due!
My name’s Big Jim McBob. Seems like folks are always asking me to speechify on things, so to help âem out, this here’s Big Jim McBob’s “Cowboy Musings“.