In today’s episode:
H and H get a taste of their own medicine as the Interims up the pressure!
Listen to episode 19 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
In a recent Facebook post, people were debating the merits and issues with stating your political views on a public forum. The primary concern seemed to be how it might affect their business. Here is my posted reply:
Now is not the time to remain silent. No job, paycheck or client is worth giving up our freedoms. And that’s what’s at stake. Everyone must do what they’re comfortable with, but I will not stand idly by while the underpinnings of our nation are eroded. If anyone, including a client, doesn’t like my stance on issues of this importance then I wouldn’t want them anyway. So far, I’ve only lost one connection here, and he went way off the deep end. My two cents. Your mileage may vary.
After all, what good is having the right to freedom of speech if you never exercise it?
The Role of the Jester
Although I do speak my mind plainly at times, I also often use humor to convey messages. Like the King’s Jester, some truths are easier to deliver with a bit of comedy. The laughter (or lack thereof) can tell you a lot about the audience. And make no mistake – I’ve mocked both sides of the political aisle (but one side is usually a lot more of a comedy gold mine 😉 )
Here are my latest set of short historical propaganda films – Enjoy!
Join The Republican Party: The Party of THE FUTURE!
Dead Presidents on Trump (5 short videos)
What would dead presidents have to say about Donald J. Trump?
Wonder no more!
Here’s 10-15 seconds each of alternative history for you!
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In today’s episode:
The Marauding Marauder strikes again, and H & H turn to an unlikely source for help!
Listen to episode 18 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
After decades of intensive research, Joe’s Dump is proud to announce it’s very own line of FITNESS PRODUCTS!
Get the full story on Joe Lamé Fitness below!!!
In today’s episode:
Season 3 of Henderson and Havner is finally here!!!
But H&H have no time to enjoy their newfound fame, for evil is afoot!
Listen to episode 17 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
Henderson is a cheesy beefcake of a man. If you haven’t met him yet, he’s a loose-cannon cop with the intelligence of a small soap dish. I’ve been providing his voice for Pendant Productions for a little over 3 years now, and since Season 3 is coming on March 22, I thought something special was in order.
I always wondered what Henderson would look like in real life, and recently, I purchased some new software called “Poser” that can create realistic 3-D human models. Time for a test run!
Virtual Henderson Project: The Process:
The modeling software does have a learning curve to it. This may be less if you’re actually a graphics person or an animator, but for me it was about medium level of difficulty.
After creating the model, the next step is rendering. For still images, it’s not too bad. A few minutes for each one. The animation, however, took a looooonnnnggg time on my computer. Since I wasn’t going to buy a new computer just for this project, I decided to limit the animated portion to 5 seconds. That’s 150 frames (at 30 fps), and each frame took about 4 minutes, so, yeah, long time.
The rest of the video is still shots that I pan up, down, or sideways in the video editing software (I use Sony Vegas).
For the whole project, I’d guess I spent about 30-40 hours.
Bonus! Here’s the blooper reel from Henderson and Havner Season 2:
…and Links to Everything Else Mentioned:
Enjoy!
Joe
“The Hell of Diets!”
by Joe J Thomas
(a parody of “The Sound of Silence” by Disturbed and Simon & Garfunkel)
Copyright 2016, Joe J Thomas, Joe’s Dump
All Rights Reserved
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The ancient Greeks were pretty with it for their time. They had a god for everything! And their gods were relatable, with human flaws.
But, over time, they’ve fallen out of the lime light.
SO! It’s time to update the old pantheon of Greek gods. Make them more relevant to today’s mortal world. Here are my suggestions for some New Greek Gods!
Guyseidon: God of pickup lines
“If I said thee hadst a good body, wouldst thou hold it against me?”
Argumenon: God of bickering
“What’s THAT supposed to mean? (… and so it begins)”
Borborygmus: God of flatulence
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Somebody crack a window… Oops, I already did!”
Sporticus: God of exercise
“C’mon! Those glutes ain’t gonna squat themselves! Twenty more!”
Noteus: God of to-do lists
“Hmmm… Where’s that post-it with the list of other lists of things I have to do?!?!?”
Googlio: God of internet searches
“Done! Finally finished that wiki for Etruscan Shrews.”
Whackus: God of porn (son of Googlio)
“Uh, dad? Can you give me the keys to the internet?”
Sneuss: God of naps and children’s stories
“Are you sleepy in your head? Are you napping in a bed? If you’re snoozing on the floor, be sure to close that kitchen door!”
Haties: God of social media outrage (brother of Argumenon)
“WHAT!?!?!? YOU CAN’T HAVE AN OPINION ON MY POST!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!! [block] [unfriend] [unfollow]”
Fibrosia: God of colon health
“I’m all set. Just gotta eat a bushel of oats, three times a day.”
AppYolo: God of Phone Entertainment and Whatever
“So, while you’re playing Apptastic’s Bird Smasher 2, just use two fingers and make an upside-down V gesture, and your tablet will order your favorite pizza.”
Parentheus: God of helicopter parents and unnecessary worrying
“Ok, little Tinder. We’re at your school. Make sure the Door Guard has your hand before you unbuckle your safety belt. I’ll be right outside in the car in case you feel insecure about anything. Have fun at college, dear!”
Medius: God of cable news and conspiracy theories
“Polls show that most people think polls are unreliable.”
In today’s episode:
Henderson pleads his case to Captain and Chiefy while Havner gets cozy with the consul! Will Henderson convince Captain and Chiefy? Will Havner entice Sparks? How many questions can we fit in to the season two finale episode blurb??
Listen to episode 16 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
In today’s episode:
Henderson pleads his case to Captain and Chiefy while Havner gets cozy with the consul!
Listen to episode 15 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions: