You Don’t Mess with Donald’s Hair
(a parody tribute for Donald Trump)
Written and performed by Joe J Thomas
*** DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE ***
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You Don’t Mess with Donald’s Hair!
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Henderson and Havner: episode 9!
Henderson and Havner, episode 9 – “Maid in the USA”
In today’s episode:
Is Henderson in league with crime boss Ellery Sparks? Will Havner turn it into the story of the year? Or are they just going to get arrested again?
Listen to episode 9 of this exclusive series from Pendant Productions:
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Henderson and Havner: Season 1 Bloopers!
Henderson and Havner, Season 1 Bloopers
*** Season 2 of Henderson and Havner is coming soon! ***
In celebration, here are some outtakes from Season 1 with the full cast of Henderson and Havner… What? Did you think we didn’t make misteaks?!?!?
Hear the entire Blooper Reel from Season 1 here:
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… PLUS!
Hear all of season one and the solo episodes here:
Henderson’s Page on Joe’s Dump
Five Star VO
Five Star VO
Ten years ago, my career in VO got a boost of NASA proportions.
Through the kindness of a VP at Disney and five amazing animation stars, I landed my first agent.
Here’s the scoop!
Dump Gold! (2014 Edition)
Dump Gold!
(2014 edition)
Joe’s Dump has been around over 2 years. With more than 100 posts, it’s time for a bit of Dump Digging to harvest out some of my favorite posts from the past year…
Organized by category for your convenience below – Enjoy!
Business:
V321.ru – The Story
Moth or Flame?
Technology Rising, Quality Sinking
You Actor
Good, Fast, Cheap – A New Take
Branding Versatility
The Myth Of Conversational VO
Silent Computer
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Goal Deluxe
Goal Deluxe
Words.
We’re bombarded by them every day. Some of us even get paid to speak them.
But what if the words were changed?
What if they only made sense when you read them out loud?
Here’s a classic fairy tale rewritten using totally different words, yet understandable when spoken.
Listen to “Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers”
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Alit Dulls Dory: Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers
Won sap pun a tine dare washer ladle gull culled Goal Deluxe
zoo leave din dissenter offer lodge forced widow mutter hander
fodder.
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Culinary Quickies! (Henderson episode 3)
Henderson’s Culinary Quickies!
Henderson Moment Episode 3:
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Click HERE! for more “Henderson Moments” and “Henderson & Havner”
… and be sure to keep an eye out for Season 2 of “Henderson & Havner” – Coming Soon!
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Hello folks! My name’s Henderson, and this is my moment.
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Richard II
Richard II
by William Shakespeare
King Richard II: monologue from act 3, scene 2.
Read by Joe J Thomas
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Full Script: Richard II (click here)
Wikipedia: Richard II (play)
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KING RICHARD II
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Legal Disclaimer Song
Legal Disclaimer
a song parody by Joe J Thomas
(with apologies to Brad Paisley)
Audio:
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Linguistic Lamentations
Linguistic Lamentations
with your host:
Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe
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Good evening.
My name is Sir Reginald Smith-Smythe-Smithe, and I am associate assistant professor of linguistics at the Pacoima Community College.
This evening I shall be lecturing on the proper use of English words in situations where one wishes to be perceived as wealthy, intelligent, or well-traveled.
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