It Arts So Good

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It Arts So Good

with your host Aruba Borealis

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Outstanding In My Field by Aruba Borealis

Outstanding In My Field
by Aruba Borealis

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Hola, and welcome to “It Arts So Good”.

I am your gracious host, Aruba Borealis, your guide into the fascinating world of the art.

Come with me as we explore what is, and what is not, the art.
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JPR – Bill Parker: Adopted Eskimo

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JPR – Joe Public Radio

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This United States Life

presents:
Bill Parker: Adopted Eskimo

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It’s A Numbers Game

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It’s a Numbers Game

Numbers. Useful little things. We rely on them for all kinds of information. But that information is not always as beneficial as it seems. In fact, relying on numbers can become an addictive crutch, or even cause undue stress. Join me on my new quest to go on a “Numbers Diet”! Continue reading

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The Least Interesting Actor In The World!

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The Least Interesting Actor In The World!

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In his spare time, he sits alone at a well-known diner, waiting to be discovered.

He has a check made out to himself for a million dollars, since that’s how Jim Carrey did it.

Disney is on his resume… because he once visited the theme park.
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Bathrooms!

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All About Bathrooms!

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*** Warning! *** This blog post talks candidly about bathrooms and related, potentially disgusting things… reader discretion is advised!

Bathrooms. We all use them, but who talks about them? Well, I’m ready to break my silence and crack the window on the room with the porcelain throne.  Let’s dive in! (eeeewwww…)
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Video Games Live!

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Video Games Live!

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This past week, I had the phenomenal experience of singing in two concerts with the Video Games Live choir. The above clip is our recording of “One-Winged Angel” from Final Fantasy 7.

Video Games Live

Video Games Live (www.videogameslive.com) is a multi-media show featuring video game music sung live by a choir with music performed by a symphony orchestra. There are interactive segments with the audience, guest directors from the game companies, synchronized videos, trivia, prizes, and much more. Truly an exciting concert!
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Big Jim McBob’s Cowboy Musings

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Big Jim McBob’s Cowboy Musings

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Howdy, buckaroos!

My name’s Big Jim McBob. Seems like folks are always asking me to speechify on things, so to help ‘em out, this here’s Big Jim McBob’sCowboy Musings“.

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Joe Promos!

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Joe J Thomas of JoeActor.com is proud to introduce a new chapter in his career:

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Director and Mentor: Joyce Castellanos
Engineer and Spirit Guide: Gene Cordes
Produced and Rocked! by: Chuck Duran (DemosThatRock.com)
Special Guest Stars: My Wife and Marc Cashman

The story behind this demo:

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Stupid Jokes

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Stupid Jokes (’nuff said…)

… read ’em, laugh (optional), and add your own in the comments!

 

q) what do you call a man who has inherited his father’s world-wide chicken broth empire?
a) a bouillon-aire

 

q) did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side amputated?
a) he’s all right now

 

q) you know what happened when I ate at a Chinese German fusion restaurant?
a) an hour later I was hungry for power

 

q) how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a) two… but don’t ask me how they got in there

 

q) why was six afraid of seven?
a) because seven ate nine

 

q) what did the news report when a dwarf psychic escaped from jail?
a) small medium at large

 

q) what did the bartender say when a horse walked in?
a) hey buddy, why the long face?

 

q) how do you get down from an elephant?
a) you don’t – you get down from a goose

 

q) why did the bike fall over?
a) it was two tired

 

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