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It’s A Numbers Game
It’s a Numbers Game
Numbers. Useful little things. We rely on them for all kinds of information. But that information is not always as beneficial as it seems. In fact, relying on numbers can become an addictive crutch, or even cause undue stress. Join me on my new quest to go on a “Numbers Diet”! Continue reading
Big Jim McBob’s Cowboy Musings
Big Jim McBob’s Cowboy Musings
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Howdy, buckaroos!
My name’s Big Jim McBob. Seems like folks are always asking me to speechify on things, so to help ‘em out, this here’s Big Jim McBob’s “Cowboy Musings“.
Joe Promos!
Joe J Thomas of JoeActor.com is proud to introduce a new chapter in his career:
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Director and Mentor: Joyce Castellanos
Engineer and Spirit Guide: Gene Cordes
Produced and Rocked! by: Chuck Duran (DemosThatRock.com)
Special Guest Stars: My Wife and Marc Cashman
The story behind this demo:
Stupid Jokes
Stupid Jokes (’nuff said…)
… read ’em, laugh (optional), and add your own in the comments!
q) what do you call a man who has inherited his father’s world-wide chicken broth empire?
a) a bouillon-aire
q) did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side amputated?
a) he’s all right now
q) you know what happened when I ate at a Chinese German fusion restaurant?
a) an hour later I was hungry for power
q) how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a) two… but don’t ask me how they got in there
q) why was six afraid of seven?
a) because seven ate nine
q) what did the news report when a dwarf psychic escaped from jail?
a) small medium at large
q) what did the bartender say when a horse walked in?
a) hey buddy, why the long face?
q) how do you get down from an elephant?
a) you don’t – you get down from a goose
q) why did the bike fall over?
a) it was two tired
Broses! Flowers for MEN! (Henderson episode 2)
Broses – Flowers for MEN!
Henderson Moment Episode 2:
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Broses! Flowers for MEN!
Hello folks. My name’s Henderson, and this is my Moment.
Henderson International Products (aka “HIP”) now brings you guys a brand new thing you can buy for other guys. But in a totally manly way!
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The Super Foods!
The Super Foods!
… the following audio is dedicated to my lovely wife:
(enjoy!)
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The Super Foods!
Ode To Hair
Ode To Hair
an original poem by Joe J Thomas
It’s on my arm here while I write
It’s on the cat who’s curled up tight
In a brush and on the floor
Swept away beneath the door
A balding patch or flowing locks
I think I found some in my socks
It covers squirrels, dogs and voles
There’s just a bit here on my mole
Growing forth from follicles
A lack can bring much ridicule
Wet, dry, dirty, clean
You all know just what I mean
Splitting hairs, the hairy eye
Hairy palms on werewolf guy
Dye, perm, trim, and curl
Piled high on a pretty girl
Styles come and styles go
And so does hair – that’s all I know
Lego My Sanity!
Lego My Sanity!
Tiny Lego Lawnmower
OK. I admit it. I play with Lego building blocks. No, it’s more than that… I’m a “Lego-Maniac”. Seriously, I find them fascinating, fun, entertaining, and they have some kind of very child-like primal connection for me. So let’s crack this Lego nut open and see what’s inside, shall we? Continue reading